December 25, 2010
“ I shall have heroin, but I shan’t have a hamburger.” What a sexy little paradox.
Russell Brand
December 11, 2010

katbat:

kontinuum:

thedailywhat:

Simon’s Cat of the Day: Simon’s Cat in “Santa Claws.”

[simonscat.]

ITS CHRISTMAS AND CATURDAY.

My mom and I were just hysterically laughing throughout this entire thing because everything about this cat, aside from the lower-pitched meow, is identical to my cat Tegan. The mannerisms, the interaction with the owner, everything. Oh my god.

 WWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Omg Kat, that IS Teeg. Especially the asking for food. Omgomgomgomg.

looooooove.

(Source: thedailywhat)

December 7, 2010

Holy crap.

Did anyone else play this game endlessly as a kid?

December 7, 2010

Argument.

  • Me: I thought about what you said, and you're right. I was rude to you yesterday, I was just so consumed in working on my book I wasn't even thinking. I'm very sorry. However, I don't think that I am constantly rude to you, in fact it's usually the oposite.
  • Her: I'm not saying you're constantly rude to me. I'm just saying that everday, when I see you, you're rude.
  • Me: ...
December 6, 2010
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

gorillasareforeating:

Rilo Kiley - Papillon

 This one’s definitely in my top three of all-time favorite Rilo Kiley songs.

December 6, 2010
  • Her: Hey, you remember how you said he told you he'd die for me?
  • Him: Yeah, what up with that?
December 2, 2010

Hm. I think I feel like using tumblr again.

February 1, 2010
“ I’m glad our last name isn’t Drew, cause then you’d be Nancy Drew and I’d be Andrew Drew!
Andrew Botwin, Weeds.
February 1, 2010

Watching Weeds. First Episode of season 2.

I adore Sanjay.

January 30, 2010
www.makemebabies.com. Apparently, this is what my love child with Miley Cyrus will look like. We’ve named him Grognak.

www.makemebabies.com.

Apparently, this is what my love child with Miley Cyrus will look like.

We’ve named him Grognak.