December 2010
7 posts
“I shall have heroin, but I shan’t have a hamburger.” What a sexy...”
– Russell Brand
Argument.
Me: I thought about what you said, and you're right. I was rude to you yesterday, I was just so consumed in working on my book I wasn't even thinking. I'm very sorry. However, I don't think that I am constantly rude to you, in fact it's usually the oposite.
Her: I'm not saying you're constantly rude to me. I'm just saying that everday, when I see you, you're rude.
Me: ...
gorillasareforeating:
Rilo Kiley - Papillon
...
Her: Hey, you remember how you said he told you he'd die for me?
Him: Yeah, what up with that?
Hm. I think I feel like using tumblr again.
February 2010
2 posts
“I’m glad our last name isn’t Drew, cause then you’d be Nancy...”
– Andrew Botwin, Weeds.
Watching Weeds. First Episode of season 2.
I adore Sanjay.
January 2010
4 posts
“I hate to break this to you, but, you’re also a bitch-ass white-boy.”
“I said ooh girl, shock me like an electric mule!”
– My sister. <3
“Patty-Lexie,
Patty-Lexie,
Baaaaker Lexie!
Put Patty-Lexie in the grill,
Then...”
– A song composed by a five-year-old girl that I work with. It is sung to the tune of Patty-cake. Sort of.
Fuck you. Don’t rock out to jet then diss MGMT. I am ready to smack a bitch.
December 2009
44 posts
“This here is on some truthful shit.”
– Drake
How can anyone think this kind of music is good?
last night I had several dreams about drake/aubrey graham/jimmy brooks/rihanna’s bf(?) dancing around in a baby blue velour track suit.
any interpretations?
my aunt just gave me fifty bucks to eat her snow peas and not tell my mom.
i love my family.
degrassi girl fiiiiiight.
f ya.
it’s funny how completely your opinions can change. Back when season 4 originally aired on tv (grade 8?), I was in love with Sean and Ellie, and was devastated when Sean went back to Wasaga Beach. But having grown up a bit and rewatching every episode from seasons 1-4, it’s obvious that it’s Sean and Emma who really belong together. I only liked Ellie cause she was syuper...
loool. drake just got shot.
awkward.
degrassi marathon!
I officially own the first 6 seasons. my life is (almost) complete.
rewatched Shorts today. I don’t give a shit what anyone says, I think it’s stellar. Robert Rodriguez is baller.
just kicked my family’s collective ass in Harry Potter Scene it.
fuck yeah.
My baby sister is a peach. She actually handmade me a snuggie. I love her.
Watchdomthezombie:
I came
And my eardrums bled.
awkward.
A bald guy tried to get me to dance with him tonight by outstretching his arm to me for 438574867 hours.
WTF?
Katie and I, just now.
Me: *knocks on bathroom door."
Katie: Enter!
Me: It's locked.
Katie: Enter!
Me: It's locked.
Katie: Enter!
Me: IT'S LOCKED!
Katie: It's not locked, is it?
Me: ......................goddamn.
Nik has taken every shot I’ve poured for myself.
Goddamn.
All out of soap. Had to use my sisters Hannah Montana body bar. She’s gonna kick my ass.
Katie, re: the vid you just asked me to watch.
WTF? You were quite right, Snakie, my dear. That shit’s fucked uuup.
102 Things Guys Need To Know About Girls
katbat:
lambchop10224:
wakethedevil:
aleini:
thinkinphotographs:
102 Things Guys Need To Know About Girls
Ohh, this list. I just love lists like this. First of all, for the love of god quit reducing all girls to having the kind of mindset that produces this kind of thought: “74. If you don’t call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a...
Seriously though.
20?
fuck.
The cd I’ve been searching for, for about 238947394857 years just sold on e-bay for 102$. They didn’t ship to Canada. Not that I could afford it anyway.
Sigh;.
Me: I love the muppets.
Karim: Hey that reminds me, there's something I want to show you on youtube.
Me: I bet I know what it is.
Karim: I bet not.
Me: Is it a video with the muppets Mahna Mahna song, but making fun of the fact that 'Mana' is that stupid shit you guys use in WoW?
Karim: .........maybe.
don’t you hate when BOTH of your best friends birthdays are in February, so the second you crawl out of Christmas debt, you’ve gotta drop a whole bunch more cash for those bastards. HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY ARE TURNING 20!.
omgomg.
wtf.
i hate growing up.
Karim: It was super awkward when she went all drama-school on him.
Me: Yeah, I think that- wait, what?
wut. →
I always wanted to stick my toothbrush up a pandas ass.
jessie's art →
visit.
always gets me in the christmas spirit.
Man. Christmas is such a materialistic holiday. As if the biggest part of this holiday is writing to some fat old stranger demanding presents. I am embarassed for the Western world.
And yet, at the same time, I can’t wait for Christmas day. Damnit.
Try numero dos.
Drea Snata,
Thnaks for al the grate stuff u gaev me last yeer. I lobe it. This yeer, I want
A PONY!!
And maybee a barbee drem hose.
I wuold like so many cnadyz
And even a brtz dol!
Can I ples have too a eezy bak ovin?
Tank yu Sana.
Lov Alex.
Bah. (Humbug.)
I’ve started a new letter, intentionally spelling every word wrong. Did you know that Microsoft Word absolutely will not let you write ‘liek’? It’s very depressing.
I’m asking for a pony. How about you?