January 2010
4 posts
Fuck you. Don’t rock out to jet then diss MGMT. I am ready to smack a bitch.
December 2009
44 posts
“This here is on some truthful shit.”
– Drake
How can anyone think this kind of music is good?
last night I had several dreams about drake/aubrey graham/jimmy brooks/rihanna’s bf(?) dancing around in a baby blue velour track suit.
any interpretations?
my aunt just gave me fifty bucks to eat her snow peas and not tell my mom.
i love my family.
degrassi girl fiiiiiight.
f ya.
it’s funny how completely your opinions can change. Back when season 4 originally aired on tv (grade 8?), I was in love with Sean and Ellie, and was devastated when Sean went back to Wasaga Beach. But having grown up a bit and rewatching every episode from seasons 1-4, it’s obvious that it’s Sean and Emma who really belong together. I only liked Ellie cause she was syuper...
loool. drake just got shot.
awkward.
degrassi marathon!
I officially own the first 6 seasons. my life is (almost) complete.
rewatched Shorts today. I don’t give a shit what anyone says, I think it’s stellar. Robert Rodriguez is baller.
just kicked my family’s collective ass in Harry Potter Scene it.
fuck yeah.
My baby sister is a peach. She actually handmade me a snuggie. I love her.
Watchdomthezombie:
I came
And my eardrums bled.
awkward.
A bald guy tried to get me to dance with him tonight by outstretching his arm to me for 438574867 hours.
WTF?
Katie and I, just now.
Me: *knocks on bathroom door."
Katie: Enter!
Me: It's locked.
Katie: Enter!
Me: It's locked.
Katie: Enter!
Me: IT'S LOCKED!
Katie: It's not locked, is it?
Me: ......................goddamn.
Nik has taken every shot I’ve poured for myself.
Goddamn.
All out of soap. Had to use my sisters Hannah Montana body bar. She’s gonna kick my ass.
Katie, re: the vid you just asked me to watch.
WTF? You were quite right, Snakie, my dear. That shit’s fucked uuup.
102 Things Guys Need To Know About Girls
katbat:
lambchop10224:
wakethedevil:
aleini:
thinkinphotographs:
102 Things Guys Need To Know About Girls
Ohh, this list. I just love lists like this. First of all, for the love of god quit reducing all girls to having the kind of mindset that produces this kind of thought: “74. If you don’t call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a...
Seriously though.
20?
fuck.
The cd I’ve been searching for, for about 238947394857 years just sold on e-bay for 102$. They didn’t ship to Canada. Not that I could afford it anyway.
Sigh;.
Me: I love the muppets.
Karim: Hey that reminds me, there's something I want to show you on youtube.
Me: I bet I know what it is.
Karim: I bet not.
Me: Is it a video with the muppets Mahna Mahna song, but making fun of the fact that 'Mana' is that stupid shit you guys use in WoW?
Karim: .........maybe.
don’t you hate when BOTH of your best friends birthdays are in February, so the second you crawl out of Christmas debt, you’ve gotta drop a whole bunch more cash for those bastards. HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY ARE TURNING 20!.
omgomg.
wtf.
i hate growing up.
Karim: It was super awkward when she went all drama-school on him.
Me: Yeah, I think that- wait, what?
wut. →
I always wanted to stick my toothbrush up a pandas ass.
jessie's art →
visit.
always gets me in the christmas spirit.
Man. Christmas is such a materialistic holiday. As if the biggest part of this holiday is writing to some fat old stranger demanding presents. I am embarassed for the Western world.
And yet, at the same time, I can’t wait for Christmas day. Damnit.
Try numero dos.
Drea Snata,
Thnaks for al the grate stuff u gaev me last yeer. I lobe it. This yeer, I want
A PONY!!
And maybee a barbee drem hose.
I wuold like so many cnadyz
And even a brtz dol!
Can I ples have too a eezy bak ovin?
Tank yu Sana.
Lov Alex.
Bah. (Humbug.)
I’ve started a new letter, intentionally spelling every word wrong. Did you know that Microsoft Word absolutely will not let you write ‘liek’? It’s very depressing.
I’m asking for a pony. How about you?
So.
My parents have asked me to write a letter to Santa in the hopes of keeping up the delicate illusion of Christmas magic for my sister. I highly doubt she still believes, I know I didn’t at 10. Did anyone else? Anyhow. This is the letter I wrote. Needless to say, they were not pleased.
Dear Mr. Claus,
I trust you received my previous letter. My patience is growing thin, old man. You have...
if I don’t get a snuggie for christmas this year, I will kill myself.
there are far too many 16 year olds who suddenly claim to be crafty.
gluing awkwardly shaped felt letters spelling out a shitty quote about being yourself to a dusty old canvas is NOT art, jsyk.
How the fuck
is this vase ‘sexbomblicious’? (http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&navAction=jump&id=17092982&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS&color=007)
it is a fucking vase.
the tags on the urbanoutfitters website make me want to scream and murder all the pretentious hipsters in the world. (ie everyone...
ps. it’s called the Mitch Hansen Band and it sucks big, sweaty balls.
HOLYFUCK.
There’s an entire band solely devoted to the Twilight Saga.
Barf.